Stephen Colbert on Speed Racer

"Now, if you want a feel for what this movie is like, here's all you do, okay? Put eighty pounds of fireworks into an industrial dryer, crawl right in there with them, turn it on and then light the fuse. It'll give you a good idea of the visual onslaught you'll be enduring. It's a good movie, and I enjoyed myself. It's the classic story of boy meets seizure inducing lights. My one criticism of this movie: it stars Rain.

RRRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!

So, Rain, now that you're a big movie star, I just finished writing a screenplay of a movie I think you'd be perfect for. It’s called Speed Racer II: Under the Car. It's two hours of a car repeatedly backing over Rain. Boffo box office!"

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