To Know the Unknown

Okay, so I wasn't tagged for this meme. But my inclusion of Lindsay Lohan's "Frankie and Johnny" to the Splotchman's iPod instigated a sarcastic thank you in his, so I took the opportunity. Sue me.

The Rules:
1. Put your music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT (this is in capital letters, so it is very serious.)

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY? "Dashboard." (by Modest Mouse)

That sounds about right, to be perfectly honest.

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? "Just fine." (by Mary J. Blige)

Obviously this meme knows something I don't and should!

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? "Hollaback girl." (by Gwen Stefani)

Okay...?

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? "Final heartbreak." (by Jessica Simpson)

Not really.

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE? "Never again." (by Kelly Clarkson)

How apt.

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? "While my guitar gently weeps." (by Martin Luther McCoy w/ Jim Sturgess)

Wow, that's really, really appropriate.

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? "Blackbird." (by Evan Rachel Wood)

Love the mention of "Blackbird". Hate that it assumes I have "friends".

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? "Chevaliers de Sangreal." (from The Da Vinci Code by Hans Zimmer)

I ain't touching this... publicly.

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? "Duel of the fates." (from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace by John Williams)

Damn straight!

10. WHAT IS 2+2? "The last march of the Ents." (from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers by Howard Shore)

Hm. I swore it was 'fish'.

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? "Something." (by Jim Sturgess)

Brilliant.

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "My moon, my man." (by Feist)

Uh...

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? "When you're gone." (by Avril Lavigne)

Again, apt.

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? "Keep your mind wide open." (by AnnaSophia Robb)

I'm pretty sure this is my favorite answer to any question, meme or actual, I've ever been asked or seen anyone answer.

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "Nothin' better to do." (by LeAnn Rimes)

If only there weren't...

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? "Soak up the sun." (by Sheryl Crow)

Okay, that's just cruel.

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? "This love." (by Maroon 5)

Will they bleep out "come"?

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? "Vois sur ton chemin." (by the Chorus of The Chorus)

I love you, meme.

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? "Best of me." (by Chrisette Michele)

No sense. Pretty song.

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? "I don't want to know -- if you don't want me." (by The Donnas)

I'll settle for that.

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? "My little girl." (by Tim McGraw)

Wow, that's creepy.

22. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS? "To know the unknown." (by Innosense)

Dayam. The vast majority of that made weird cosmic sense. I'm not sure if it's a requirement of the meme, but I'm taggin' some people:

Brooke (when he's back from camp, of course)
Catherine
Glenn
Rurrr
Slayton