An Open Letter to... PJ

Dear PJ,

My concession is not a surrender.

And don't check your mailbox for the next week. I was in a bad mood and did some stuff... Uh... just don't open it, okay? Oh, and make sure to not be in the vicinity of your home on Tuesday...

Sincerely (whatevs),
J.D.

And in unrelated news, I think I love this poster:

It makes me actually genuinely interested in the movie! Whee!